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WHAT’S NEW as at 30th July 2010Hello again people!Today it is unashamed Nostalgia! Where did the current Image sets derive from? As a modern day Dr. Who, let us delve back to 14th July 1983. This was the first major mud set I ever shot! Check out Image set M044 of SANDRA. Sandra was aged about 20 when this set was shot. Strange to think she is now heading towards 50 years old! So how old does that make me? Hey people let’s not go there! This Image set takes us past 10,200 published Images! See below for some sample Images. COMMENT
The weather is still in a very depressed grey mode.But today I had a phone call. A chance to work with a new substance! And a chance to work outdoors. With a weather slot opening Thursday 29th July let us see what, if anything, can be concocted! More news next week. Plus another opportunity has come along to shoot a two girl slapstick set outdoors. This is pencilled in for 12Th August. And one of the girls will be a new model! You never know what each week brings! IMAGES SET
This week we feature 153 shots of my first mud set featuring SANDRA, our set ref M044.Yes life was certainly different in 1983. The set was taken at a local beach and starts with Sandra jogging along before stumbling into a muddy area on the beach. This was one of my first solo sets so it is somewhat over-posed and not as adventurous as current sets. But do bear on mind that no-one else had ever done anything like this. So we have some rather tasteful mud pics. But before long the tide literally gushes in! Then there is a wash-off in the sea to finish the set. Sadly, the mud has long since disappeared from that beach. The area is plagued by conscientious lifeguards doing their bit to uphold Health & Safety! Just enjoy the set for what it is – one of the earliest recorded mud sets in the UK, Europe or who knows where! But seeing is believing, so check these Samples out!
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A good deal of progress this week on a change of payment processor.For a while we will be running two processors so there is no danger of anyone losing their subscription time. Next week we will announce a start date. There is a double purpose to this change: Firstly to achieve cost savings. And secondly so we can bring you Downloads from our Vintage Films. Until our new Payment Processor is in place, all sales of our DVD’s under the Vintage Films are suspended. FUTURE PROGRAMME
On Friday 6th August, our next Movie takes us back merely to 2004 as we feature our Chinese lady JADE wet clothed in the bath, our Movie ref WSM 097. Then on 13th August our next Image set will feature DEE with Nutella Chocolate Spread, our ref S203. SMILES SECTION
Each Update we add a funny item to brighten your day.Rude Cartoons See Rude Cartoon 1 See Rude Cartoon 2 See Rude Cartoon 3 See Rude Cartoon 4 See Rude Cartoon 5 See Rude Cartoon 6 See Rude Cartoon 7 See Rude Cartoon 8  WHAT’S NEW as at 23rd July 2010Hello again people!What do we have for you to-day? Over the last few months we have explored some messy products, though most are Chocolate based. So here is another new product. This is named SWIRL. It is a mixture of Chocolate hazelnut spread and white swirls. The busty brunette JENNY acts as our Swirl guide in our Movie WSM 087. Did it make the grade? See below for our comments under MOVIE and also some sample Clips. COMMENT
The weather is daunting all outdoor plans.They introduced a hosepipe ban here in North West England on 2nd July and it seems to have rained ever since! But there is still plenty of time for outdoor work. Someone has asked me our policy on customer communication. Unless you write to us we will never contact you. One thing WSM does not do is to hold a Data Base of your email addresses. We believe in personal privacy and your freedom to choose if you wish to subscribe to our website. So we will never pester you or send uninvited emails. We will never sell or transfer your details to anyone. You the customer decide whether to join our site or not! It will always be that way, so there can be no possible embarrassment for our customers! So with over 10,000 Images available to our Members, we now have our 100th Movie in our sights and in early September we will reach that landmark! MOVIE
Our Movie ref WSM 087 this Update is about the product SWIRL.This is a Chocolate based product of hazelnut spread with white swirls. Busty brunette JENNY talks us through the application of Swirl in the manner you all like, by testing on clothes and skin! So Jenny is dressed in a lemon short sleeved top, a denim mini skirt, luminous lemon pop-socks and lemon knickers. This Movie lasts 24 minutes as Jenny daubs the clothes then her head and hair before stripping off to evaluate the product against very hot skin! Once again we end up with some rather raunchy nude shots! And the Swirl? Well, let’s not spoil the ending! Is this a product you want to play around with people? Or did it turn out to be a dud? Well our Members will be finding out! But to date, the favourite product for spread, cost, taste and durability has to be the one I wrote about in my blog of 26th March this year. Our gold star award still goes to Mister Choc Hazlenut Spread! People, you should really want to try this out! Is your relationship suffering from boredom? Girls – do you want to restore your self esteem, add mystique and sexual allure? Then send for Mister Choc! At £1.49 for a huge 750 gram jar (1.68 lbs for our Yankee friends), this is monster value and is wonderfully runny when warmed. A product just meant to be daubed and poured. Available at LIDL Supermarkets in the UK and probably in Europe. But if you want to see this Movie, then you need to be a Member. Click here to see Join costs! One of the cheapest and best shows on earth! NEXT PROJECT
Our SITE REDESIGN went live 2nd July.Have you seen the revised website? We are also working to change our payment processor so we can bring you Downloads of our Vintage Movies. We are close to sorting this changeover but are checking very carefully to ensure our Members get the best service. Until our new Payment Processor is in place, all sales of our DVD’s under Vintage Movies are suspended. FUTURE PROGRAMME
Next Friday 30th July, let us get really nostalgic as we head back through time to see Mike’s first solo mud set of Sandra, our ref M044 with 158 Images.On 6th August our next Movie goes back to 2004 for one of our first Movies of our Chinese lady JADE wet clothed in the bath. Our Movie ref WSM 097. SMILES SECTION
Each Update we add a funny item to brighten your day.Husband Store A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors & the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. 'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth f loor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. (scroll and keep reading!) PLEASE NOTE: To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex & have money & like beer. The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited. WHAT’S NEW as at 16th July 2010Hello again people!Our REDESIGNED WEBSITE 1S NOW FULLY OPERATIONAL. What do you think people? I will explain some of the features below. So what Update do we have for you today? It is back to basics! And what better than a tantalizing WET-SET from our sexy Chinese lady JADE. So do enjoy her wet river play in our set W233. This Image set takes us past 10,000 published Images! See below for some sample Images. COMMENT
Last week I told you I had a very exciting shoot on the drawing board.I told you that you would be surprised. So it did happen people! It is entitled “MESSY 18th BIRTHDAY”. Well, as a lad wrote on the UMD site last week, I should be Dr. Who as I am such a time traveler. Well, we go back to see KIMYL’s 18th Birthday as she celebrates it with her 18 year old friend BETTY. Yes people you have that right! Two 18 year olds in a very messy celebration. And we did it full justice with two video cameras plus 35mm. Indeed, it will become our first 3 part Movie, as we will split up the Messy action and devote the final third to when Kimyl washes off in the bath and Betty takes a much needed shower. Let me say that neither of these girls are shy! Talking of time travel, our Image set of Jade this week is from August 2007. The next Image set I put up will astonish you. This was my first solo shoot mud set from July 1983. Yes, you did read right! All our yesterdays with time traveler WSM. The set features SANDRA in set M044 which has 156 shots! IMAGES SET
This week we feature 94 shots of river play with our exotic and highly sexy Chinese lady JADE.This was shot August 2007 and the camera does lie! If you look at the Movie of this set, our ref WSM 030, you will realize just how very chilly it was. Global warming had yet to arrive in the North West of England! There is over 16 minutes of Movie action. And the good news is that the Movie is in our Full Screen format. But beware, the Clips are in the old format, so only Members can see this good quality Movie. This is part one of two River sets on Movie WSM030 lasting over 36 minutes. Jade is dressed in a pink top, denim mini skirt, black suspenders, stockings and bikini briefs plus cute black heeled ankle boots – our Image set W233. Despite the cold, Jade always does great wet sets. How good? Look at these sample Images.
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Now coming close to realization is the start of a new payment processor. But let me re-cap on the SITE REDESIGN. We have attempted a simpler, fresh design. The HOME PAGE changes each time you re-enter the site with two different sets of Images under the W, S and M categories. It has been revised to better illustrate what we offer. Do you like the new header? The ABOUT US page has been up-dated including 3 new Images. We are also working to change our payment processor so we can bring you Downloads of our Vintage Movies. Until our new Payment Processor is in place, all sales of our DVD’s under the Vintage Movies are suspended. For the MOVIES we have made a radical change as they have been re-numbered starting at the highest number and descending to the lowest, which broadly corresponds with the latest, working back to the earliest. You can also select to list the Movies in “Latest Added” which works back in order of addition. The IMAGES have also radically been changed from highest number descending down to the lowest. If you select by “Year”, then you can list from the oldest going forward. Or yet again, you can select by “Latest Added”. Also some of the sample pics under the Images have been revised to remove fuzziness or distortion. We do care and we do try! FUTURE PROGRAMME
Next Friday 23rd July our next Movie features big busted Jenny experimenting with SWIRL . Is this a great Messy product?…..or a dud! Jenny reveals all in our Movie WSM 087. On Friday 30th July, let us get really nostalgic as we head back through time to 1983 to Mike’s first solo mud set of Sandra our ref M044. SMILES SECTION
Each Update we add a funny item to brighten your day.Call Centre Conversations Customer: 'I've been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?'. Operator: 'Where did you get that number from, sir?'. Customer: 'It was on the door to the Travel Centre'. Operator: 'Sir, they are our opening hours'. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Samsung Electronics Caller: 'Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?' Operator: 'I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about'. Caller: 'On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?' Operator: 'I think you mean the telephone point on the wall'. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- RAC Motoring Services Caller: 'Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am travelling in Australia ?' Operator: 'Doesn't the product name give you a clue?' ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Caller (enquiring about legal requirements while travelling in France ): 'If I register my car in France , do I have to change the steering wheel to the other side of the car?' ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Directory Enquiries Caller: 'I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff please'. Operator: 'I'm sorry, there's no listing. Is the spelling correct?' Caller: 'Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish Bar but the 'B' fell off'. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.. Operator: 'Woven? Are you sure?' Caller: 'Yes. That's what it says on the label; Woven in Scotland '. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box told a worried operator: 'I haven't got a pen, so I'm steaming up the window to write the number on'. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tech Support: 'I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop'. Customer: 'OK'. Tech Support: 'Did you get a pop-up menu?'. Customer: 'No'. Tech Support: 'OK.. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?' Customer: 'No'. Tech Support: 'OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?'. Customer: 'Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click''. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tech Support: 'OK. In the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?' Customer: 'Wow. How can you see my screen from there?' ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Caller: 'I deleted a file from my PC last week and I have just realised that I need it. If I turn my system clock back two weeks will I have my file back again?'. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There's always one. This has got to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the Word Perfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for 'Termination without Cause'. Actual dialogue of a former Word Perfect Customer Support employee. (Now I know why they record these conversations!): Operator: 'Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?' Caller: 'Yes, well, I'm having trouble with Word Perfect.' Operator: 'What sort of trouble??' Caller: 'Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.' Operator: 'Went away?' Caller: 'They disappeared.' Operator: 'Hmm So what does your screen look like now?' Caller: 'Nothing..' Operator: 'Nothing??' Caller: 'It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type.' Operator: 'Are you still in Word Perfect, or did you get out??' Caller: 'How do I tell?' Operator: 'Can you see the C: prompt on the screen??' Caller: 'What's a sea-prompt?' Operator: 'Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?' Caller: 'There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type..' Operator: 'Does your monitor have a power indicator??' Caller: 'What's a monitor?' Operator: 'It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on??' Caller: 'I don't know.' Operator: 'Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??' Caller: 'Yes, I think so.' Operator: 'Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall. Caller: 'Yes, it is.' Operator: 'When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one??' Caller: 'No.' Operator: 'Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable.' Caller: 'Okay, here it is.' Operator: 'Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer.' Caller: 'I can't reach.' Operator: 'Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is??' Caller: 'No.' Operator: 'Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over??' Caller: 'Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's dark.' Operator: 'Dark??' Caller: 'Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window. ' Operator: 'Well, turn on the office light then.' Caller: 'I can't.' Operator: 'No? Why not??' Caller: 'Because there's a power failure..' Operator: 'A power.......... A power failure? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in??' Caller: 'Well, yes, I keep them in the closet.' Operator: 'Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from.' Caller: 'Really? Is it that bad?' Operator: 'Yes, I'm afraid it is.' Caller: 'Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them??' Operator: 'Tell them you're too f --- ing stupid to own a computer!!!!! WHAT’S NEW as at 9th July 2010Hello again people!Well, it did happen last Friday 2nd July, OUR REDESIGNED WEBSITE WENT LIVE! I hope you like it! So what Update do we have for you today? My Film Editor was totally shocked! He says I know you said it was completely different, but this! Well I have been telling you that this is completely zany, OTT. Straight out of a comic book sketch. Watch our first crazy adventure of TILLY as she and Wolverine bring you comic book FUN in “The Chocolate Bride”, our Movie WSM089. See below for two sample Clips. We take SUBSCRIPTION payments in £Sterling, US dollars and Euros. How much does it cost? Look at the JOIN NOW page to see just how cheap it is. There are 96 Movies averaging 36 minutes each, including 12 Messy Wrestling Movies. PLUS 9,965 Images. COMMENT
This last week I had big plans……..but all were scuppered by the weather!But on to next week with a very exciting shoot on the drawing board. Once again I hope to surprise you all! Now last week I spoke of upgrading Movie WSM 032 of sexy schoolgirls Amanda & Kirsty to Full Screen. Once again, nothing happened so I presume you are all happy to view our old format Movies! We have 3 graduated Movie levels: Old format, giving a very good picture on small screen format. Full Screen format with good picture quality DVD format – the best………but only problem is you cannot buy our WSM Movies as they are not certificated. The 9 Vintage Films are certificated and available on DVD and video. Well, they will be, when we commence with our new payment processor soon. Well having tried to involve you in some decision making the last few weeks, it is back to business. You may think that I am a modern Hamlet full of self-doubt! Not so people! Just look at to-day’s Movie update and you will see that I go where others fear to tread! So I will plod on and with next week’s update due to take us past 10,000 Images plus the dizzy prospect of 100 Movies available for Members coming up shortly, I can scarcely be accused of waiting for things to happen! MOVIE
Well at last here it is, TILLY as the Chocolate Bride!This really does break the mould! Let me tell it as it is: A north west based lady approaches me and says she is very happy to get as messy as possible with only one stipulation – no nudity! Indeed no undressing at all! So, looking at my files I see I have some material in that vein though going back many years. So why not have a modern day Movie and Images? So, dream up a theme! And hey presto! We end up with “Wolverine and the Chocolate Bride.” So do bear in mind three major factors: This was our first ever meeting. Neither Tilly or Wolverine had met or spoken before a camera previously. This is not like my Vintage Films which had time, money and scripts. This was just off the cuff! So it is meant to be funny! You are meant to have a really good laugh! As it was our first ever effort, we struggled to 17 minutes of recorded material. It is no surprise that the finished Movie only lasts 10 minutes. But the next adventure of Tilly grossed 40 minutes as the “white emulsion painted lady”. You will see this later in the year. As I keep telling you, all filming involves compromise. So this is as crazy and wacky as they come! Please enjoy it for what it is. An eccentric lady wanting to indulge in slapstick fun for your enjoyment. Now some nutters had given her a bad time when she wrote to one of the Forums. Shame on you! So now for your enjoyment here is a fully clothed slapstick comic book caper entitled “Wolverine and the Chocolate Bride”, our Movie WSM 089. But if you want to see this Movie, then you need to be a Member. Click here to see Join costs! One of the cheapest and best shows on earth! UPDATE PREVIEW
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Our SITE REDESIGN went live 2nd July.I encourage all Members and Visitors to check over the revised website. Next week I will point out some of the changes made. We are also working to change our payment processor so we can bring you Downloads of our Vintage Movies. Until our new Payment Processor is in place, all sales of our DVD’s in the Online Store are suspended. I hope you like what you see on the updated website! FUTURE PROGRAMME
Next Friday 16th July, let us head back to August 2007 to see how our Chinese lady Jade fared in a wet river set dressed in pink top, denim mini skirt, black suspenders and stockings and cute black heeled ankle boots in Image set W233.On 23rd July our next Movie features big busted Jenny experimenting with Swirl. Is this a great messy product or a dud? Jenny reveals all! Our Movie ref WSM 087. SMILES SECTION
Each Update we add a funny item to brighten your day.
Vuvuzelas Before you blow into one of these..  you need to have a think about where they come from Origin 1 Origin 2 WHAT’S NEW as at 2nd July 2010Hello again people!Today it should happen! OUR REDESIGNED WEBSITE SHOULD HAVE GONE LIVE! What do you think people? I will explain some of the features next week. So what Update do we have for you today? Embarrassingly, I told you it was set S200 with Amy outdoors in a wheat field playing with rice pudding. Bong! That set is already on our files! But last week I promised something good for our messy fans, so here is some gentle slapstick with a twist! Two schoolgirls Slapstick love Two girls who fancy…..girls! So enjoy our lesbian encounter between Amanda and Kirsty our set ref S204. See below for some sample Images. We take SUBSCRIPTION payments in £Sterling, US dollars and Euros. How much does it cost? Look at the JOIN NOW page to see just how cheap it is. There are 95 Movies averaging 36 minutes each, including 12 Messy Wrestling Movies. PLUS over 9,800 Images. COMMENT
We have had the best weather of the year this last week.On Wednesday another set was shot. This is entitled “Woodland River”. Shot on the fringe of the Lake District, it is another wet set with my current star JADE. You see people, when opportunity knocks you have to open the door and act. And our girls are like pretty butterflies, so you never know when they will flit off. I am sure Jade fans will be delighted to see her in the briefest denim mini skirt I have ever encountered (NO, IT IS A MICRO SKIRT!), plus black suspender belt and stockings. Now remember the “Wicked” high heels Jade showed you in her Movie WSM 048 stream 02, well you can see them again, but this time outdoors. Last week you saw the Images of Jade from our Movie WSM 048. As I told you that Movie was in our old format but if enough of you shouted, then I would consider upgrading that Movie to Full Screen. The result was ……..complete silence! As it costs me money, needless to say I have not rushed to act! Right people, we are about to go through the same scenario again! This week we feature Images of the sexy schoolgirls Amanda & Kirsty in some touching lesbian love (pun intended!). But you can see them in our Movie WSM 032. This is the longest ever WSM Movie lasting over 64 minutes. Yes, it could be upgraded to Full Screen but only if enough of you speak up. IMAGES SETS
This week we feature 115 shots of an epic classroom encounter between our naughty schoolgirls Amanda and Kirsty in our set ref S204.This was shot November 2007 and as I explained above, there is also a 64 minute Movie already available to our Members, our ref WSM 032. Dressed in schoolgirl outfits this naughty pair are far more interested in each other than boring lessons! There is some hot lesbian action. Ok, it’s not a road we go down too often, but it certainly adds a new dimension! Add in some messy slapstick play and it is very enjoyable. So let us know if you want more.
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This is our SITE REDESIGN.This should now be live by 2nd July. What a treat for you all both Members and Visitors. We are also working to change our payment processor so we can bring you Downloads of our Vintage Movies. Until our new Payment Processor is in place, all sales of our DVD’s in the Online Store are suspended. I hope you like what you see on the updated website! FUTURE PROGRAMME
Next Friday 9th July we will bring you the first ZANY adventure of TILLY, as she and Wolverine bring you some comic book fun in ‘the Chocolate Bride’, our Movie WSM 089.Having seen the rushes, I fell off my chair laughing! WSM bring you Messy Fun the way it should be as ……total FUN! Warning – fully clothed set, no nudity! On Friday 16th July, let us head back to August 2007 to see how our Chinese lady Jade fared in a wet river set dressed in pink top, denim mini skirt, black suspenders and stockings and cute black heeled ankle boots in set W233. SMILES SECTION
Each Update we add a funny item to brighten your day.Whether you own a dog or not, you must appreciate the efforts of this woman to find a new owner for her dog. Read the sales pitch below!  Dog For Sale Free to good home. Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighbourhood for him to eat. Most of them knew Jethro only by his Oriental street name, Ho Lee Schitt. |
